Carved Rock and Flowing Mud

Should you decide to take in the more-tourist friendly, less rusted-tanks sights of Azerbaijan, here's the next thing I found heading southwest from Baku. First the Gobustan petroglyphs, which the guide said are from 23,000 years ago. Yes, thousand. The internet says, 12-8th century BC, but honestly who even knows? There’s a couple hundred of these and they really cool in real life. Apparently, they put tooth paste inside the crevaces to make more contrast in the photos. I didn't even try to do that - they already demand a 2 AZN fee for taking photos. But here’s a pretty holy site from long before there was an Azerbaijan, an Armenia, a Georgia, a Russia, a Persia – before any of that. Plus, look at that cool boat they made:



Next we have some sheep near the railroad tracks. This is the kind of thing to look for to properly appreciate what’s so lovely about Azerbaijan. In the future I will have a post devoted to animals standing next to concrete blocks.


Finally, after a slow drive on a very bumpy road, you park the car and walk up a large hill. There’s oil coming right out of the ground and not a soul for miles (although there was a cow on the hillside that looked like a deity). In the distance are a couple of lunar looking mounds. They gurgle! And leak! And get mud all over your clothes and camera if you through something at them. What a weird site – it’s like you founding one of the earth’s internal organs.











The Tank Cemetery

Heading southwest out of Baku you can expect a few sights worth noting, but the good stuff is hidden behind the walls of Azerbaijan Methane Company. There are other stops worth pointing out on the road to Gobustan, but my favorite was the tank cemetery we found on the way to Lenin’s giant head. There’s the tranquil Bibi Heybat Mosque, The famous “James Bond” oil fields where they filmed The World is Not Enough, a few beaches, and some overpriced resorts in various stages of construction. Otherwise there is a mostly a big wall on the right and the Caspian shore on the left. There’s a hole in that wall that leaves to a barren world of pipes, more walls and petro-chemical plants across the horizon.

20110403-1437I went to front gates of AzMeCo and asked to see the giant head of Lenin. The guard was in a good mood and laughed about the question. He sent me around the factory to the back where he said I might be able to find it.

The trick to sightseeing in Azerbaijan is to appreciate the unexpected. Call it absurd, but spending an hour trying to track down a giant bust of Lenin’s head is exactly how to get a sense of the country.

Here’s a warm up example:

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This is a guy in Sheki who sites near the main tourist attraction in the city carrying around his stuffed wolf under a colorful sheet. For a few kopeks, he’ll show it to you along with some yellowed pages he said were registration documents. For a few more you can take their photo. You’ll notice in the detail that the wolf’s eyes have been replaced with light bulbs - there’s a switch on his belly turns them on.

That said, lets return to Lenin and the tanks. On page 139 of Mark Elliot’s extraordinary travel guide to Azerbaijan is a little hand drawn map pointing out a gas station, some chemical works and a little box labeled “Lenin still stands in grounds of factory.” Unfortunately, I have to report that according to the guards he has been removed into storage inside the factory just a few months ago. The pedestal remains though – I wonder what will take his place?

I couldn’t get permission to enter the factory’s storage room because it was a Sunday and there was no one available to give me permission. That also meant there was no around to shoo me out of the tank cemetery down the road. There are two actually, but the one Elliot marked as “Now a closed military zone – Keep Away!” is apparently mostly parts, while this little fenced in yard is full of the chassis.













I asked a plant supervisor nearby about the tanks and he explained that they were all brought here under an executive order from the President after the Soviet Union was dismantled. All the tanks are gutted for any salvageable parts and there is a tank factory right nearby, with shiny new painted tanks parked outside. See those hills in the last photo, that’s where they test out the munitions. Cool, huh?